You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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