Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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