Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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