Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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