I wish I could punch you in the face.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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