you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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