You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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