She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize