i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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