Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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