I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My dick has a subreddit
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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