Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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