i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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