I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She bit a glass in half.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
my poor anus
I have aggressive nipples.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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