There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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