So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
dude. I can hear the air.
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