you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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