The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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