Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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