Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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