Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize