Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
