I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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