You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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