So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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