Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just had sex on a roof
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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