He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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