When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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