We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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