I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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