I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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