Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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