my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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