Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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