he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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