If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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