FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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