singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he thought i was a dude.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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