dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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