So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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