Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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