Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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