ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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