i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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