theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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