was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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