covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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