My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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