Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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