Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
