when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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