Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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