I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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