I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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