only if we run a train.
done.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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