Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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