Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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