Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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