At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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